How To Order a CheeseSteak:

Act like you've been there a million times, talk Philly sports, and say "Yo" a lot to try and blend in with the natives, as Nate and Vaughn are. If the menu is numbered, use the number of your selection. And always specify whether or not you want fried onions by saying "Wit" or "Wit-out", this is the Philly way. If you are at Pat's or Geno's, and you want to try your steak with Cheez Whiz and onions, just say "Whiz, Wit"-- now that's the proper lingo!

“How to order a Cheesesteak” by I.M. Hungry

Step 1 – Specify if you want your steak with (wit) or Without (wit-out) onions
                        (If you are not a rookie this should come naturally)

Step 2 – Specify plain, cheese-wiz (Wiz), American cheese, or a Pizza Steak

Step 3 – Have your money ready (Do all of your borrowing in line)

Step 4 – Practice all of the above while in line

***DISCLAIMER***
If you make a mistake, don’t panic, just go to the back of the line and start over….

Poem used courtesy of Pats King of Steaks